10 New Things Restaurants are Shoving into French Toast

Your favorite brunch place is taking a BIG risk this brunch season. And we aren’t talking about bottomless mimosas with grapefruit juice instead of orange juice. We surveyed all the most hip millennial/ gen x/ boomer brunch spots in Chicago and found out what they were adding to the menu.*

1. Starting off strong, with two eggs cooked your way! How they get a hard boiled egg in there, we will never know.

2. Bloody Mary with a whole rotisserie chicken- They stopped adding things to bloody mary and started adding the bloody mary to things.

3. Candy Corn- there’s so much left over from halloween, they don’t know where to put it. Just don't remind them about circus peanuts or black licorice.

4. And while we’re at it, Peach rings- Or wait, is that an actual ring? Like is someone getting proposed to right now? In this Golden Nugget Diner? Congrats to the happy couple. Maybe they will have their reception here- or get pregnant!

5. Divorce Papers – Lisa, it doesn’t have to be this way!

6. All three Hemsworth brothers, even the little one. Two of them aren’t booking many projects, so here they are! And Chris is just a very supportive brother. Muscle mass may vary. Any hair found in the french toast they are not liable for.

7. An apology from your father! Ask your server if it’s still available, stock is limited.

8. Ipad with youtube playing on it- everyone watches youtube while they eat nowadays! I think we should watch Rhett and Link (again, any hair found in the french toast, they are not liable)

9. Your antidepressants and birth control. You always forget to take them! I’m sure washing them down with an aperol spritz will not negate the effects. Don’t chew, you must swallow whole.

10. Plain!

*Please note gen z brunch spots are not included because no one in that generation can afford a small business.