If You Don’t Have to Get Vaccinated Then I Should Be Able to Drunk Drive

There seems to be a popular trend of people refusing to vaccinate themselves, and worse, their children. Frankly, I’m all for this “survival of the fittest” mentality. You either have what it takes or you don’t! Sucks to suck! 

There’s a reason the dodo went extinct and it’s because they were losers. Which is why, if your family can run around unvaccinated - drunk driving should be legal. 

When you think about it, driving drunk is a numbers game - just like being unvaccinated. One major difference is that driving under the influence is basically victimless. I mean why would I ruin my night out for the safety of others, when I know I’m not gonna get in a wreck. It just doesn’t make sense. 

I’m a really good drunk driver - I’ve never been in an accident. I always use my turn signal while going the speed limit and mostly stay in the lanes. It’s not my fault that now and then sober people die because someone is hammered behind the wheel. 

They should just know that if it’s past 8:00pm people are gonna be driving drunk. It’s just the way things are! I would just rather not change anything about how I live my life, no matter how beneficial it is to everyone around me.  

Don’t even think about showing me any kind of “study” that “proves drunk driving is bad” because it’s all lies. Plus, the way things are going, I have a higher chance of getting the measles or polio over being a part of vehicular manslaughter.