My Conservative Husband Was Cross-Dressing Before It Was Cool

I’m speaking out today to set the record straight. There’s a whole community of conservative men who have been cross-dressing for years, and frankly I’m disappointed they’re not getting their fair share of attention.

What, Kristi Noem’s husband does a half ass job with a pair of silicone breasts and suddenly it’s all over the news? She already has a whole sex plane! It’s time for someone else to shine.

My husband for example, has been cross-dressing for years and is a card carrying conservative. Biggest fan of Trump I’ve ever met - and still he puts time and effort into his cross dressing routine. I mean, it’s just not the same unless you go full bimbo.

My husband wakes up at five every morning to take out the curlers from his long luscious hair, and takes an hour perfectly setting each curl in place. Not to mention he’s up to date on all the latest fashions. Let’s see your slob of a husband do that!

Some might suggest that his cross-dressing in particular is degrading to women. That amplifying the aspects that women are most ridiculed and preyed upon, only to fetishize them further, is bad. Well, idiots, it’s not. He loves women; and that’s why he wants to protect me and our three daughters from these freaks out there.

Plus, when my husband cross dresses I get a nice break from all the homemaking. He becomes much happier, nicer — cooks and cleans without being asked. Almost makes me wish I were a man and he was a woman. Everything about being a man sounds better! The pay, the power, the looks.

Sometimes I wake up in tears because of how uncomfortable it is to be a woman. If there was a way to turn into a man I would do it in a heart beat! Unfortunately, that’s a disgusting sin and it’s impossible.

Either way, Noem’s husband needs to up his game and his lipstick collection. Talk about out of season and out of touch!