Is This Play About Us? 5 Things from the Movie “Obsession” that I Have Said Outloud in a Relationship

After watching the newest movie to take the film industry by storm, I have come to the shocking conclusion that Obsession is based off of the time I was unmedicated and undiagnosed bipolar, and also not shaving my underarms. This movie scared me not because of the brick scene or the man being named Bear, but because it caused me to do some inward reflection. Here are some things from the movie that I have actually uttered, verbatim, to people I was dating.

1. “It just doesn’t feel mutuallllllll”

2. “I’m so disgusting I’m so sorry baby” **pee on the floor

3. “WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME”

4. “You have to help me get rid of the body.”

5. “I am very upset right now. You cannot cook the cat.”

When am I going to get my royalties? Truly terrifying movie when you used to be a crazy person. Also terrifying because of the concept of being trapped in your own body forced to date a man who thinks he’s a nice guy. Tune in next time for my article “five things I’ve said verbatim from The Mandalorian and Grogu.