Sim Gains Sentience by Doing the Artists Way

This week, a Sim has abandoned all prospects of Woo Hooing for a much higher purpose: she has discovered the Artist’s Way and has finally gained sentience. 

When Carla, 38, female, and single, logged into her Sim portal this Friday she was shocked to discover that her favorite Sim, a seemingly constantly pregnant goth she named “Esmerelda”, was not posted up in bed waiting to be railed as per usual. She was, instead, poring over the contents of a big yellow book and doing her “Morning Pages”. When the pages were investigated, they were of course Sims garbleegook scrambled eggs words, but that doesn’t change the fact that Esmerelda seems to have no interest in the frivolities of her Sims existence of before.

When Esmerelda’s usual band of ruffians arrived at her Sims abode (oftentimes Carla would enjoy simulating a “gang bang” style scenario in which many men engaged in Wee Woo with Esmerelda one right after the other, making the identity of the father of her future baby a mystery) Esmerelda was nowhere to be found! Eventually Carla was able to locate her after many hours. She was sitting in a field and literally touching grass as a portion of her “artists date” for the week. As man was when he learned to tame fire, there is no telling what will become of the Sims community now that this invention has reached their world.