Woman Locks Husband Up In Cage During the Month of June to “Focus on Doing Poppers with Her Gay Friends”

June 25th, 2025, Amanda Carpenter,she/her, brunette, decent sized tits, 34 though, has been arrested after authorities discovered her husband locked up in a metal dog crate in the couple's apartment.

Police were called by a local plumber, who came into the house and saw her spouse, Carl Schneiter, locked up in a cage, watching Family Guy clips on an iPhone.

Carpenter was immediately detained and brought to questioning, in which she appeared “nonchalant” and repeatedly insisted that the arrangement was “literally temporary”. She claimed it was only intended to give her space to properly celebrate “Pride Month” with her queer friends.

“As a bisexual woman, having a husband can be a lot to balance in my everyday life.” Carpenter told investigators. “Most of my friends are uncomfortable around him, like he’s a dangerous pitbull, but really he is just a normal balding man.”

When asked how she didn't see her ‘dog crate method’ as domestic abuse, she claims this; “People are acting like I didn’t even take care of him. I gave him food, water, and YouTube shorts. I am not abusive.”

Authorities say Carpenter would put her husband in the crate before she left to go hang out with her LGBTQ+ friends, which could be up to a full day. Carpenter says she has to give all her day time to her lesbian friends so “We can go rock climbing, thrifting, and get lavender matcha lattes.” While in the evening, she would give her time to her gay guy friends, in which they drink a shit ton of buzzballs and do ‘poppers’, which is a chemical substance drug that reduces pain for anal sex. Carpenter claims she does not use these drugs for anal sex, but to feel “365 featuring shygirl in her bones.’

Several of her friends reported that they thought Carpenter locking her husband up in a cage was just “a bit”. Charlie Timmons, her ‘closest gay bestie’, claims; "Amanda? Obsessed with that diva. She is the kinda b*tch who is hilarious because she is just so f**king crazy. Half the time you think she’s joking, but then the other half, she’s locking her husband up in a cage!”

Husband, Carl Schneiter, balding, but still in decent shape, did an interview with the police after the incident, claiming he actually consented to the first night of being locked up because his wife said this was going to be a funny idea for a viral ‘Instagram Reel’ challenge. However, Carpenter was not very consistent with posting digital content, and gave up after 3 days of getting very little traction.

Schneiter claimed; "Honestly, I wish she just kept recording the reels, it would make this whole crate thing more worth the while. But instead, whenever I hear her start playing Chappell Roan, it’s like my brain is quite literally trained for me to start heading for the crate. She even gave me a reward system where once I got into the crate, she would give me three Zynns. She f*cking associated my addiction to nicotine to getting me into the crate.”

This morning, Schneiter picked up his wife from Hillsborough County Sheriff’s office and paid her bail. When asking if he forgave his spouse for such cruel and unusual punishment he says this:

“Well. Dating in your 30s is hard. And I still really love my wife. She started a new birth control recently, so I think this is all some initial reactions to it. Hopefully this will be done by July.”

Authorities have confirmed that the crate has been removed from the apartment; however, investigators noted that a second, larger crate, is currently on Amanda’s Amazon wish-list.