A Freaking Rabbit is Hosting the Super Bowl Half Time Show??!!

I have been hearing that a lot of people are not pleased with the super time half time show host, because it is going to be hosted by a ‘Bad Bunny’ that apparently  doesn’t know how to speak English. 

I just wanted to say. What the heck you guys? A freaking rabbit is hosting the half time show, and all you can focus on is that this poor little guy can’t speak English? IT’S A FREAKING RABBIT YOU GUYS? Who in a million years could have imagined that a rabbit could have hosted the super bowl half time show. Well, certainly not me. 

I get it– people may be concerned about this host because he is called a “bad bunny.” Which sounds like this guy might be up to some naughty activities, especially on live television for a family event… But let me be honest… the bunny being bad, it kinda makes the whole appeal even cooler for me? Like who wouldn't want a cheeky little bastard hosting the half time show? 

And! And!! Apparently this bunny rabbit doesn’t speak English not only because he is a freaking rabbit, but apparently he speaks Spanish!? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??? Apparently this little guy is puerta rican or whatever. Which again, hot! Sorry, this is an animal we are talking about.  I am not sexualizing him in any way. Bestiality is not something to joke about. Which is why I am not joking. I am dead serious.

Even Donald Trump is hating on the fact that a bad bunny is hosting the half time show, but uhmm, Donald, have you checked your hypocrisy?

Errmm, yeah. Looks like you have had your fair share of time with some bunnies. 

I don’t know why everyone is upset. They think they aren’t going to know any of the songs in the super bowl because they won’t be in English, but I guess in rabbit talk? WHICH I THINK IS EVEN COOLER?? Come on guys, let's not be so black and white, let's have an open mind. Things are changing in this world, and that is scary. I know. But I would say that having a rabbit host the super bowl half time show is all in good fun! We shouldn’t be hating, but excited for a new world of animals dominating the music and entertainment scene.