Price Gouging Bridge Trolls Double Tolls to Answering “These Riddles Six”

SAN FRANCISCO, CA- They claim it’s in an effort to combat the crash of the stock market, economic decline, and rise of prices for basic necessities, but we all know it’s about one thing and one thing only. Corporate. Greed. It’s disgusting frankly, and bridge trolls are disgusting already. “These riddles three” no longer rings true to a traveler trying to cross a bridge. A San Fran local, Petunia Nolastname, thoroughly affected by the tolls on her daily commute claims “Just like Shein, the quality of riddles has gone way down with the addition of three more. They don’t have the means to pump out more riddles after they laid off the whimsical riddle writing trolls that actually have BFAs in creative writing and sometimes computer science. The other day when I was stopped, one of the riddles was literally just “What’s black and white and red all over?” What is this, amateur hour? So after I had used up my three hints, I knew the answer was a penguin mauled by an arctic seal.” Furthermore, the demand to get out of San Francisco is skyrocketing, as it is a stupid city with a lot of hills. One area local, Bobby Carhartt, commented “Yeah all we got are the “Full House” houses, but I’m like 84% sure they did not film the show there.” We fact checked this and he was 84% correct. Nice one, Bobby! Now in response to riddle complaints, troll CEOS have announced they are partnering with Google to launch the first AI riddle tech. More info to follow.