All Of Your Exes Are Hanging Out And They Are On A Panel To Discuss Women in Media

Breaking! Early Thursday morning it was revealed that there will be a government sanctioned panel discussing “Women In Media” and all of your exes are on it. Shaun, Craig, Tom, Connor, Shawn, Stephen, and Sean have been hand selected by Satan himself to make your life a living hell. The panel will be mandatorily streamed into every home at 7pm on Saturday as a part of the Trump administration’s “Anti-DEI” programming. 

When The Fellas™ were asked what they intend on talking about, they informed us that it would mostly be about you and how you aren’t very successful “in media”, a field in which you claim to have a career. “A lot of critics are saying we need to talk about women in general,” said one of the S(haw)(hau)(ea)n’s, “But we don’t know women in general.”  In light of this, they are going to talk solely about you and your many failures.

You want to avoid this? You can’t. This isn’t fair? Sorry. You don’t want these incels making policy based off of the specific ways you fractured their frail egos? Too bad. This is the way Lord President Trumpington wants it. However, there is a way to view this as a glass half full scenario. Having them all in one place makes domestic terrorism a whole lot easier.