My Battle With Stinky Pussy Disease (BV)

That’s right. Not so long ago, I was stricken with a case of bacterial vaginosis - or what I’m calling Stinky Pussy Disease.

One morning I woke up after feeling a bit of discomfort, and a… unique smell. Nothing can describe what it was like taking a whiff and thinking, is that me?

A quick Google search confirmed it wasn’t an old can of cat food I was smelling - it was, in fact, me. Panic set in and the next morning I made an appointment with my doctor ASAP.

The ongoing fight began at an unspecified date, to an unsuspecting victim (me). As my doctor said “it can just kinda happen,” and “there’s no way to know what caused it.” She was just being nice - I’ll tell you what caused it. Some guy I met on tinder followed by a hot tub. No medical mystery this time.

Regardless of the source, medication was prescribed and recovery began. It was quick and painless - save my dignity. Truly horrifying what the human body is capable of, especially the vagina. For many women, it is mild and semi-chronic, nothing to worry about. Not for me baby, go big or go home!

Not to brag or anything but this is my first incident. I have to say - I'm impressed! It was an uphill battle, made harder considering things down there smell like I had literally been through an uphill battle.

My body put its all into cooking up something truly insidious. Good for her. Too bad I’ve had to squash her smelly dreams. Luckily, there are zero side effects of antibiotics on the because vagina that would suck!

#neverthelessshepersisted