Not Trying To Shame Anyone: Bestiality is Lowkey Weird

Hello community. It has come to my attention that many in our legion of TNR readers were offended, nay incensed, by my comments in my latest article, entitled “6 Sex Ideas I Got From Reading Warrior Cats Fan Fiction.” In the article, I emphatically repeated the sentiment, on behalf of myself and my fellow staffers here at TNR, that we do not condone bestiality (and just to be clear, I didn’t ask anyone else on our staff. I just inferred. If you would like each individual TNR staffer’s opinion on the subject, please reach out to each and every one of them!!)

Well, I got myself in hot water for that one. Since the publication of that article, I have been inundated with angry email from my fan. But instead of retracting my statement or “apologizing,” I will be “doubling down.”

First and foremost, bestiality is WEIRD, people!! I’m sorry?

Usually things being illegal means they’re awesome. For example, drinking and driving, or drugs. Sorry y’all I promise I do really mean that. I do drugs but I also have chronic narc syndrome which I struggle with every day. Everything I say has a narc-like energy and vibe that I’ve never been able to shake. It’s my curse. But ANYWAYS:

Bestiality being illegal does NOT make it cool!!! Sorry… I don’t want to shame anyone. So if this hurts your feelings, I won’t be offended if you stop reading my pieces. I’m just not sex positive!! This is a KINK SHAMING article!! You don’t go to the kink shame section of this website for community. You come here to feel aSHAMED. Some people pay good money to feel ashamed of themselves sexually! 

You know what? On that note, if you want to read the rest of this article, you will have to venmo me (@madeleine-libman) $20 and you will receive the shame of which you seek. BUNCH of PERVERTS!!!