Seven Platonic-Yet-Sexually-Tense-Vaguely-Duo Halloween Costumes for Your Low-Commitment Non-Defined Situationship

Doctor & Patient

What’s hotter than medical malpractice? But seriously though, this costume is perfect for combatting the incessant “are you two a couple” questions. Maintain patient doctor confidentiality by enforcing HIPAA to anyone who dares to label what you have going on.

Ben Affleck & Matt Damon

Which could mean nothing.

Two Person Horse Costume

This one is a little more advanced. CAUTION: do not attempt if it isn’t immediately clear who should be the head and who should be the butt. That is a relationship defining argument. You aren’t ready for that.

Purple Minion & Normal Minion

Can I say normal minion? Is that racist to the purple minions? I guess I’m realizing right now that I don’t know if the purple minions are like a race of minion or if it’s a different species. Either way, I just think this would be really hot.

Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang

Which could mean nothing.

Two of the Impractical Jokers

These guys are firmly platonic, however they’re always like spanking each other and stuff. You can do any combination of the four of them. A word of advice though, if you are wanting this situationship to be something more serious I would go for Q and Sal. If you aren’t looking to catch feelings, Murr and Joe are a safe bet.

One of those costumes where it’s like your legs are the alien’s legs and it looks like your face is being carried in a cage by said alien & One of those costumes where your legs are the horses legs and then there are fake legs that make it look like you’re like a shrunken guy riding a horse.

Which could mean nothing.