Do You Love Him? Or is He Just the Only Guy You Feel ComfortableFarting in Front Of?
What is love? Is it comfort? Is it adventure? Is it driven from desire? Or is it driven from the need to find someone you can fart in front of? With the bisexuality ‘epidemic’ on a constant rise within women in the 21st century, it gets harder and harder everyday for Bi-women to know whether they truly love their boyfriends, or if they have just grown really comfortable with having a man around.
“It’s really difficult sometimes. Like when I kiss my boyfriend, I feel absolutely nothing.and everything he does utterly annoys me. But he loves me so much, and sees me as this perfect little gem.” - Lauren Baker, bisexual woman who has been with her boyfriend for 2 years. “I could legit shit in his mouth and he would still think I am hot. How can you not love a guy who loves you that much?” This is the exact reason why it can be so gratifying to date a man. The idea of someone being truly devoted to you, through thick and thin, through your most ugliest moments–it can be extremely validating. And after years of being conscious of the male gaze, years of trying to appease the male gaze, or years of trying to destroy it– it becomes exhausting. So when you finally get a guy to find you utterly gorgeous–no matter how you look, it is liberating. You can let go all of that concern over the male gaze. You won one of those dumb motherfuckers over. You can take the mask off! Get comfortable, walk around in your undies, eat like the little pig you are, fucking FARRRRTT.
But this comfort, it messes up the girl brain. We mistake this comfort as love. And this shit will truly mess you up. You could go through years of a relationship, feeling no desire towards your partner–kissing them with your eyes wide open, listening numbly to the noises they make during sex, feeling repulsed every time they try to touch you. You can have a relationship with a man you DESPISE, but you stay in it. Why? Because you have grown comfortable . And this man loves you so much, still sees you as the perfect little gem, it can convince your small vulnerable girl brain into thinking that no one out there will nearly love you as much as he does.
But that’s not true. All men are idiots. And holy shit? You are BISEXUAL. What have you been doing !! there are so many baddies out there, waiting for you! Don’t get yourself trapped in a relationship with a loser man because you can fart in front of. Find yourself a hot bad bitch to fart with instead.