Cupping Exposed! It Just Takes The Cum Out Of Your Balls And Brings It To The Surface

We caught you red handed, Cupping! You thought you could get away with masquerading as an eastern medicinal practice that increases blood flow, elevates mood, and prolongs life? WRONG! We know your dirty little perverted secret. Those big bulges on the backs of innocents? Those are filled with Jizzum! Splooge! Cum-diddly-umptiuous semen pockets! You are sick, cupping! You know that? We did this to kids! Little boys and girls came in for cupping sessions, told it would help them with their ADHD or something. I’m not really sure. I’m not an expert or a scientist. I’m just a person who cares a lot about being honest about the services being rendered on the masses. And you, Cupping, you are the Frank Abagnale Jr. of taking cum out of people’s bodies and putting them into other parts of their bodies. Meaning you got away with it! Up until now. Because call me Carl Hanratty (AKA the FBI agent that Tom Hanks plays in Catch Me If You Can) because I caught ya! You’ll never cup again, you sick pervert. Stay tuned for my next article exposing acupuncture as a secret way to chemically castrate women…. The needles suck the sex juice out.