Researchers Say That it is Totally Fine and Normal to Still Wear the Same Victoria's Secret Bra That You Have Had Since You Were 14.

The other day, I was with one of my smartest friends; Bree. And when I tell you she is like a fricken genius, it’s because she is in nursing school, and has all this fricken knowledge. Like the other day, I was like, Bree, why are my lips so tingly after smoking weed? And she was like, oh baby, that’s the dry mouth getting you, here, drink my water.  And I am like, uggh, thanks Nurse Bree!

God, she is so fricking smart. It’s because she is in nursing school. Have I mentioned that? 

Do you understand how hard nursing school is? She has to remember all these flashcards. Like she could see a picture of a tiny little cell and be like “Ooo that’s a lymphocyte, one of the major white blood cells that defends your immune system.” 

Like ohmyguh?? Freaking Steve Hawking over here???? 

Oh wait, can I talk about Steve Hawkin anymore..? I heard he was one of them evil folks on the epstein files.. Is he canceled now?? Bummer

Anyways. Bree is like one of my most top trusted researchers in my life. All day she is researching and finding answers to things. Like one time my stomach hurt from drinking this stupid boba, and I was like.. should I take a lactaid even though you should take it before you consume dairy? And she is like ‘bae, lactaid still helps before or after consuming lactose, let me check chat gpt.’ And she clicked all them buttons on the AI machine, and chat gpt literally freaking confirmed what my girl Bree said.

I swear to god, she is like freaking smarter than freaking chat gpt!! Holy shit.

She is an EMT right now, and she has to put like millions of catheters in old men's penises. DO YALL KNOW ABOUT THIS?? You are telling me that when I work at Urban Outfitters, looking cute, folding clothes and crap, that my bestie, my bff 4 life, my Bree Bree, is putting up tubes in old men’s pee pees???

She is so fricking strong, holy crap I could start crying. 

I asked her once if it was okay to wear my Victoria's Secret Bombshell push up bra. The one I got when I was 14 and I wanted my boobs to look bigger, and she said sure, its normal as long as it don’t stink. And i was like, period, my little researcher!

So you heard it here folks. You can most definitely wear that Victoria's Secret bra that you have had since you were 14. Even if your boyfriend says he doesn't like the bra because it makes him think he is fucking a 14 year old. Other than that, it is completely normal! It is backed up by science, and by the fricken smartest girl in the whole world. My bestie Bree!