10 People That I Think Will Die in 2026

Cynthia Erivo

She is going to die in sacrifice to save Arianna Grande’s life. Oscars, 2026, there will be an attempted assasination on Arianna Grande, and Cynthia will bravely shoot herself forward, taking the bullet, and saving the nation’s princess. Cynthia will die a hero.

Tyler Oakley

Rare stomach disease. But he will also get really popular again on youtube before his death because he makes funny and relatable vlogs on dying from such a rare stomach disease. He will create this niche community. It will be great.

Robert Irwin.

Another white boy twink, I know. But he has it coming. It will be just as tragic as Steve Irwin's death, and he will die a gay icon. It will be during a Dancing with the Stars national tour. An AC unit is going to fall from the ceiling and crush him entirely onstage. Live in front of an audience. His head will explode. It will be a travesty.

Joe biden

Finally, but not in the way you think. He is going to overdose on Fent.

Jane Goodall.

An icon truly. She is going to die a peaceful death. Surrounded by all of her chimpanzee boyfriends. They will make her a beautiful flower crown, and all give her kisses on the forehead. 

*edit: WAIT JANE GOODALL IS ALREADY FUCKING DEAD?  NO ONE WAS GOING TO TELL ME THIS??

My great aunt Gladdis

She is 101 years old. I don't even know how she is breathing. Hell nah, 2026 is her time to go. No offense, I'm just trying to be realistic. 

Kevin Hart

Heart attack. It will be kind of ironic because Kevin ‘Heart’-- heart attack. Somebody will tweet on this, but will get cancelled right away. But then the dark humor side of the internet is going to eat this shit up, and the joke will become viral again, and then half of the world is going to be split between making fun of the fact that Kevin Hart died from a heart attack, and then the other half is going to be too offended to make that joke.This viral moment is really going to make a discourse of how disconnected people have become with their own morals due to the internet. 

Dan Schneider.

Also dies from a heart attack. But anyone could have guessed that.

Noah Schnapp

He is legit going to go missing, and people are going to think it is for Stranger Things PR but really… It isn't. And the case will be open for years. People will come up with conspiracy theories that the upside down is real, and they are going to think that Vecna is real, and the Stranger Things franchise is really going to feed off of this. A ton of edits are gonna come out of this.

Liza Minnelli

I am sorry! I am so sorry. I just have a sense that her time is coming, I feel it in my bones. I don’t want this to happen, I love her. DAAYY OO. DAY EAOOO.- But she is going to die from a stroke.