10 Music Videos to Show Your Straight Boyfriend Before He Meets Your Gay Friend Group.
(So basically what we gon do is dance)
Alright Alright. It is 10 PM, and it is music video night with your lovely precious gay best friends. Get the white wine, get the dirty ass bowl of weed, and gather the most annoying twinks and dolls in the city. But what’s this? Oh no! You have a stupid idiot boyfriend now?? And this stupid idiot boyfriend wants to meet your friends???!! Uhmm. okay.
Well is he trained?
NO??
Oh god. Ok. Uhmm, show him these 10 music videos before he meets your gay friends.
JUDAS-Lady Gaga Old
The most important video to show him, get it out of the way first. Your straight boyfriend– he knows Gaga, of course, but he needs to know the specifics on why she is a genius..
Abracadabra- Lady Gaga New, but Reborn
You need to show him both Gagas back to back– explaining that, yes, she has changed throughout the years, but she is still that fucking bitch.
Cant get you out of my head- Kylie Minogue
Strange but awesome music video. Stupid boy probably has never seen it before, and he will see this and be like “wait, this is a whole ass vibe?” and you will nod your head and say yes it is. Show this music video to him, so he will like it, and then when it’s gay music video night, he can have something to request that is pretty decent.
Chun Li- Nicki Minaj
Either show him this music video, or super bass. OR both. Either way, you need to get Nicki in the mix.
Karma’s a Bitch- Jojo Siwa
Most straight men don’t really know who Jojo Siwa is and it is very important for men to be educated on her little but very apparent role in the LGBTQ+ community. Also it's been a year since this music video has been out, and now she is straight, which is awesome.
One Of Your Girls- Troy Sivan
For this music video, you are gonna have to tie that boy down, and peel his eyes open. “But this shit is so gay! This shit is so gay!!” He will scream and shout. Which is exactly why you need to show him this video. You have to hold his hand, and tell him that it’s okay, that he is safe to watch this, and even, what? He can even like and enjoy this video. Comfort him and say “Look honey! Ross Lynch is in it! And he is a straight man. He is just so comfortable in his sexuality, that he can even have a twink dance all over him.” This is a crucial lesson for your lil guy to learn.
Girls Like Girls- Hayley Kiyoko
This is just a music video to remind him you are bisexual, and that you realized it when you were 14.
Faceshopping- SOPHIE
Sophie is gonna come on during Gay Music Video night, so you have to get your straight boy prepared. Faceshopping is one of the weirdest music videos on this list, so this will be exposure therapy for him. He is going to be confused and concerned, but just explain to him how much SOPHIE means to all your twink friends, and that she is dead now, so he really has to act like he likes her.
Eusexua FKA twigs
Another one to show your boyfriend that he will like, and when he knows who FKA Twigs, your gay friends will be very impressed. I promise, he will like this music video, but if he doesn’t, say some bullshit like “This music video lowkey has Fight Club vibes.” And then he will <3 FKA Twigs.
Guess- Charlie XCX feat Billie Eilish
Gotta cap the night off with Charlie XCX. This will be a good cool down for your boyfriend after exhausting him with overstimulating gay coco melon. This music video will be his little reward, a treat if you will–because he will think both girls are hot!