Guys There Is Literally A Poop Fountain In Chicago I’m Dying Laughing Right Now Hahahahaha Can We Go? Let’s Do Shots of Malort There!!!

Hey Chicago girlies! I hope you are wearing your big old Chicago “deep dish” diaper because you are literally about to die laughing and piss your pants in the process.

Okay so get this… I just found out… there is a freaking fountain in Chicago that literally has POOP in it. ARE YOU FRIGGIN’ KIDDING ME?!?! ARE YOU YANKING ON MY CHAIN?! I’M SERIOUSLY CRYING LAUGHING AND Y’ALL?! I’M NOT EVEN OKAY OVER HERE!!!

Ever heard the phrase “ROFL?” Well this roflcopter just landed on the moon!

Buckle your seatbelts, put on your safety goggles and put in that mouthguard girl, because there’s a pic incoming.

Ready? Here goes nothing…

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ARE YOU FUCKIN’ KIDDING ME???? SHIT FOUNTAIN?!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

ARE YOU SHITTING ME? OMG SHIT LIKE THE SHIT FOUNTAIN. I DIDN’T EVEN DO THAT ON PURPOSE. I’M DEAD. I’M DEAD!!1HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!!! OH MY GOD I DID IT AGAIN.

Okay, calm down, um, Madeleine Ruth Libman be normal!?! Remember you are writing an article here, okay?! Remember that Chicago girlies do it seriously. Um, yeah, I talk to myself sometimes. Sorry you all had to see that.