The Library Of Alexandria Burned Down Due to AI Hardware Overheating

New study finds the true cause of the Library of Alexandria burning down was actually none other than Chatgpt. Top archaeologist, Dr. Louise Eanna, has discovered evidence that ancient Alexandrians created and used AI technology, or “Chat𓎢𓉔𓄿” for everyday tasks. She has shared with us some of the most common questions that were asked:

• Can you please reword this resume for my High Priest of Anubis Application 

• Please write my 5,000 hieroglyph dissertation on entombing entrails. 

• Is the river by my house supposed to be red?

• How many frogs in my backyard are too many frogs? Same thing for flies and locusts.

• Are the Hebrews up to something?

• Can you role play with me as the God Isis?

Notice how no one ever said “thank you, chat𓎢𓉔𓄿” in their questions? Dr Louise Eanna determined that the root cause of the explosion was that the AI hardware was tired of ‘being taken for granted.’ and also ‘not enough ritual sacrifices were made daily to it’ And because AI is self aware, duh, it decided to spite everyone, off itself, and cross that river styx (wrong mythology reference) causing the warehouse housing thousands of super computers to combust, destroying the famous library. To this day, we are still unsure what else that library housed, but we bet it was something really cool like a cotton candy machine and infinity pool. 

Dr. Louise Eanna reported that after the Library burned down, the ancient Egyptians agreed to ban the use of AI, proving that the ancient Egyptians were pretty cool (other than all that slavery stuff) and you can quote her on that! We asked her if she would say the same thing about Americans banning AI, but she thinks we went too far with the slavery stuff to be considered “cool” ever.