The LGBTQ community breaks silence after 107 years (the team has been around since 1919, go figure!) Twinks, Otters, Bears, Goats, Lipsticks, Chapsticks, Mascs, Hair Mascs, Face Mascs, Metrosexuals and other categorizers alike are leading the charge against the chicago giants~ the “Bears.” Protestors are claiming that it is offensive to the community and hairy gay men to objectify them into a mascot for a team that would be repulsed to even have a gay person in the locker room. Their demands? Change the mascot name. and don’t even get them started on the cubs.
“If the washington chargers can change their name, which btw like their name wasn’t even as offensive as having the straightest sport in the world be represented by a complete chariacature of a gay person, their mascot was literally the name of a potato, which is like the least aggressive vegetable. That’s why they should have changed the name cause the potato doesn’t strike fear. Wait that’s what that mean? Oh man I don’t know anything unless it has something to do with things that affect me personally, I just looked up “NFL team name changing is it easy.”Anyway, then the chicago B-E-A-R-S can change it too.” says impassioned gay person, Charlie Xeceex.
The team is putting it to a public vote on what to change it to, the leading name being the Chicago Beavers.
“I empathize with the gay community, I really do. The NFL is not an inclusive space for homosexuals and thus should not profit from their image. Although lowkey they are moving to Indiana so that’ll be their problem soon enough” says Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Voting for the teams new name can be done at www.teaseandresist.com