Nose Feature Alerts You Someone In the Office Peeled Orange

Work JUST GOT INTERESTING.

New intel informs us that nose can pick up scents of various things around the office, like citrus fruits, printer breaking, and childhood wonder (there is a daycare in the office for some reason, but we all are like 23 so like there’s only one teen baby in the office and she’s like 7 or something idk)

“I never knew it did that tho”- says Me, the person writing this, “I got stuffy nose and stuff from scratching and digging in there too much”

Everyone picks their nose but what you do after you pick it is what makes you gross or not. I think I stole that quote from someone smart or maybe one of my friends.

Uh-Oh though, It wasn’t just an orange, it was an orange by the office gossip and she’s gonna tell everyone you were smelling her. Great, now HR is here.

I fucking hate oranges, they remind me of soccer games and I didn’t like their texture so I would only suck the juice out of them and fling em, now I eat oranges but like I still don’t like pulp in my OJ.

Okay gotta go to sensitivity training, wish I was sick with long covid so I never smelled that stupid orange anyway.